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Episode 8
I forgot to introduce myself.
I'm Henry's ex- ex-girlfriend.
So we are...
Why does Henry always date girls from our company?
They look so delicious.
They look delicious, and they taste even better.
Hold on, I have red wine.
Thanks.
So today's...
Sorry, sorry!
Wait a second.
Let's move the table.
- Okay. - Wait.
Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you...
Let's hurry and clean this up.
I'm sorry.
What do we do?
It's okay.
It's the mark of love.
The mark of love?
We were college classmates.
But because he often cut classes, we were basically unfamiliar with each other.
Until... he returned from the army.
It only began after we bumped into each other on the street.
So what did you like about Henry?
I liked his...
I can't seem to remember.
I was probably blinded by ghosts back then.
Really...
Don't you think he's tall and handsome?
Then what caused you to break up?
There were so many reasons that caused our break-up.
He's very immature.
He loves his car more than anything.
He lacks determination.
He likes to play a lot.
Also, he really likes to flirt with young girls.
Exactly.
Also...
He has really bad lying skills. He's very stupid.
He even sent me a text message that was meant for another girl.
That terrible?
You'll find out slowly.
It seems that women
all love to bad-mouth their ex-boyfriends.
It's as if this way, they can diminish some of the regrets of their break-ups.
Actually, Henry
has his strong suits too.
For instance...
he has a great sense of humor.
A pain in the butt like me can even be amused by him.
Moreover...
he's very caring.
I remember whenever I caught a cold
everyday he brought me
- Rice porridge and pickled vegetables. - Rice porridge and pickled vegetables.
Right.
There's more.
He gets scared so easily.
Every time he watched a horror movie, he would shrink back into his chair.
Right, it's so embarrassing.
The last time I went to see a horror movie with him
he actually screamed out loud in the movie theater.
Right, there's one more thing.
He's actually very kindhearted.
As I recall, he's always supporting children through the Fund for Children and Families.
He just...
never wants to grow up.
At the same time, I really wanted to grow up.
So...
This kind of me had met that kind of him
so naturally we went separate ways.
But the ending between us
doesn't mean I'm not good or he's not good.
It just means we weren't for each other.
But our incompatibility with him doesn't mean that you're not compatible with him.
Then, that legendary text message... was he cheating?
It wasn't really
because by that time, we had broken up already.
That's Henry.
Actually, his weak points can be counted as his strong suits too.
It's that he's bad at lying.
Therefore...
to him, cheating
is too difficult.
Then I feel relieved. Being stupid like this isn't bad at all.
This is so strange.
It seems that after saying nice things about him
I feel much more at ease in my heart.
Maybe it's because
we finally gave our memories
some beautiful colors.
Such a happy night.
Let's go sing karaoke. How does that sound?
I'm going to the restroom for a second.
It turns out that love isn't an abstract feeling
it's lines and lines of prerequisites instead.
I should be going soon.
I think you are tired too.
I... I'm not.
You still have to work tomorrow.
Then, wait for me for a second.
Older brother Da Ren.
My home key.
When the prerequisites are fulfilled
then you get the 'magic weapon' to pass through the gates?
Then...
I'm going home.
Good-night.
All right.
So...
what are my conditions for love?
Good-night.
I want to stand on my toes and to seek for love... (lyrics)
Stand on my toes... stand on my toes...
Where are you?
You Qing...
Why is she here?
Call him.
Hello? Where are you?
He's not here.
It's no use for you to be here.
It's for you.
I'm not home. Don't give me the phone.
We still meet...
The You Qing like this
looks so happy.
Come out, Mr. Right!
So...
in these days without any contact
have you been happy?
What happened?
What's the matter?
You...
We...
Did you find a man in my house?
You cried for not going home.
Your house is so scary.
- How's it scary? - Look at this.
Please, that's creativity, okay?
Oh my gosh.
What day is today?
Your hair!
At this moment, I don't know why
I suddenly have this feeling of pity
that if Li Da Ren is a woman
then how great would that have been?
You were really embarrassing.
The whole community, all the neighbors were woken up by you.
I had to say 'sorry' to each one of them.
Did you ever think about how embarrassing it is to do this?
I'm sorry.
So what's up with you? Are you in a bad mood?
Calling me to ask whether you're lovable.
Yes. I was given birth by you, of course I'm lovable.
Of course you're lovable.
Did you ever think about what people will think of you?
How are we going to keep living in this neighborhood?
It couldn't have been that severe!
I didn't do anything. I just got drunk accidentally.
I was thinking of asking our neighbors to introduce you to potential boyfriends.
But now?
What?
What 'what what what'?
You said you... what did you say you asked others to do?
I asked neighbors to set you up with boys, potential partners.
You asked... Who did you ask?
Mrs. Wang next door, and Mrs. Liu who lives next to Mrs. Wang
Mrs. Chen from the grocery store at the intersection of Mrs. Liu's street.
You went...
Why did you go and ask them? Who told you to ask them?
You did! You said something... something about nobody loves you.
This is more embarrassing than me getting drunk, all right?
How can I have the face to live in this area from now on?
Miss Cheng You Qing.
It should be me who's mad at you, why is it now the opposite and you're mad at me?
Cheng You Qing.
If I've seen the world you've seen
walked the paths you've walked on
will that make me closer to you?
I called you around 20 times, but you never answered your phone.
My phone never rang.
Isn't it ringing?
Is it?
No, it's not.
That...
Can't you hear the singing?
It really is.
No wonder.
I was wondering why someone plays this song at every place I go to.
Give that back to me.
You have a bunch of missed phone calls.
Let me see.
You also have a lot of unread text messages.
Let me see.
I'll help you save it to your SIM card.
Just in a few moments
you'll be able to take your time to view it on your phone.
Okay?
Did you say you have a boyfriend
who's very technology savvy?
Him... he's been busy dating recently.
Then you should take him away
and put him next to you, so you can use him at anytime.
Nope.
If you lean against a mountain, it falls. Another? He runs away.
It's best to rely on yourself.
Miss, you're so cool.
I believe so too.
[Da Ren: Call me whenever you feel down.]
[Da Ren: I just wanted to tell you
Human Resources has given me the order, and I'm on vacation.]
[Da Ren: You're still mad?]
[Da Ren: I'm sorry, I was drunk that day, you don't think of me as a man anyway.]
[Da Ren: My forever friend... please give me a call.]
[Da Ren: Do you want to take a trip?]
[Oh, Li Da Ren, Li Da Ren...]
[You Qing: Yes!]
Hello? This is Cheng You Qing.
How many days can you take off?
It's up to you.
Do you want to go abroad or just take a trip on the island?
It's up to you.
Then how about we leave the day after tomorrow? For three days and two nights?
Okay!
I think I just heard someone who sounds like you a lot.
[Charms of a mature lady number four:
Laughing can help you overcome your enemies and yourself.
[Present...]
Cheng You Qing. Come.
This thing... keep it safe for me.
This... what is this?
This is the password to the debit card.
This is the date before my birthday.
This way even if I lose my card and my ID, there won't be any risks.
This is the password for me to go withdraw at the counter, a four-digit number.
It doesn't expire.
This way even if I lose the savings bankbook and my card, it won't be dangerous either.
This is the password to my facebook, 'iammary001.'
- The one below it-- - Wait a moment, Mom.
You're still in shape and very healthy.
Why did you say it like you're making arrangements
for after you die? It makes me so sad.
You like to gossip too much. How am I making post-death arrangements? Spit it out!
It's not that. Today when I went to the ATM to withdraw cash, I entered the wrong password.
My whole card was swallowed by the machine.
So if you remember all these passwords for me, when I forget again next time, I can ask you.
You... you need me to remember your passwords? I've got so many myself already.
If I need to remember these for you, what else can my brain do?
So you need to learn from me and find someone trustworthy.
If we all help each other out, then nobody will get pissed off by the passwords.
- Remember them. - All right, all right.
Thank you.
Li Da Ren.
Have you ever thought about it?
Who would you trust to keep your passwords?
So would we need a pass code among people to pass each other's gates?
[Early aging symptom number five: I feel I'm drowning in a bunch of passwords.
B?
[Lotion, teeth, clothes, B, underwear]
B?
Hello, Li Da Ren.
What words start with the letter 'B'?
B?
Isn't your question too vague?
It's not that, I'm packing and there's a 'B' on my memo, but I can't remember what it is.
You shouldn't need to bring a 'book' when you're going on a trip with me, right?
Of course I do.
In case we have nothing to talk about.
- All right, thanks, bye. - Bye.
I think, for now, Li Da Ren is the only one who can understand my passwords.
Morning.
Surprise!
I'll explain it to you later.
Sorry, older sister You Qing.
I'm here to tag along.
Older brother Da Ren was afraid you would be unhappy, so he wouldn't let me come.
But then I thought, older sister You Qing wouldn't be that parsimonious.
So now if I say 'you can't come' or 'I won't go,' then I'm being parsimonious?
Little girl is really shrewd and deep.
Do you think I would lose to you?
I told Da Ren to ask you to come a long time ago, but he said you had work.
For a trip, it's more fun with more people, anyway.
Welcome to tag along.
This trip is going to be so fun!
Then let's get in the car.
Okay, get in the car.
Let You Qing sit in the front, she gets car sick easily.
Okay...
I'm here to tag along, anyways.
It'll be the same wherever I sit.
Never mind.
I'll drive instead.
Li Da Ren drives like a snail.
Do you want any?
No, thanks. I'm thirsty.
Thanks.
I want a drink too.
Do you want juice or water?
Take a guess.
What is there to guess? You just drink whatever you want to.
Juice.
Thank you.
Pick it up for me.
Maggie.
Hello?
Hi, Mama Cheng.
I think it's dark chocolate.
What is it?
Your mom is doing grocery shopping at the supermarket and saw the ice cream is on sale
and asked me what your favorite flavor is. Yes, dark chocolate.
You think you know me well.
Then what flavor do you want?
Hello, Mama Cheng. Yes, it's dark chocolate.
Okay.
When we get there, I'll ask her to call you.
Okay, bye bye.
So what's older brother Da Ren's favorite flavor?
He hates ice cream the most.
Really.
I told you that you won't win against me.
Actually I don't hate it, I just... don't like it that much.
If I must pick one, then I think... vanilla is pretty good.
Me too!
There's a bathroom ahead of us, let's take a break.
Okay, can you drive slower please?
Then wait for me for a second.
I didn't know she was going to wait at my door at early morning.
She's already here. I can't actually send her home.
Sorry.
Why are you saying sorry to me?
Because you're unhappy.
So your apology is because of my 'unhappy'
but not because you value your girlfriend more than your friend?
If I value my girlfriend more than you, why would I bring you out on a trip?
Is this called 'take me for a trip'?
If I value my girlfriend more than you, then I wouldn't have spent four hours last night
to explain to Maggie the meaning of our trip and to comfort her suspicion.
It made me so tired.
Is that my problem to bear?
If you hadn't told her, there would be nothing.
She's my girlfriend.
Think about it yourself. If your boyfriend were to disappear for a few days
doesn't he need to report to you beforehand?
I don't want our relationship to become 'sneaking around suspiciously' in other's eyes.
Are you... fighting?
- Yes. - No.
Sometimes we just converse intensely.
Then that's good.
What were you conversing about?
We were conversing about...
Li Da Ren was defending himself against the description 'driving like a snail.'
Ge in the car.
Okay.
It's okay, even if you're a snail, I still love you.
Don't you guys need to use the restroom?
Nope.
Then let's continue to head over to our 'wonderful trip.'
Okay!
Cheng You Qing.
Why are you riding so fast?
Older sister You Qing has such good physical strength!
Older sister You Qing.
Come and play.
Cheng You Qing.
Older brother Da Ren
let's go take pictures with those two dolls, all right?
Let's go.
Where's your camera?
I forgot.
Do you have any water?
She's getting the camera from the car.
It's comfortable over here.
Li Da Ren, is your physical strength all right?
This place is called the 'osmanthus alley,' there's a lot of food from the Hakka clan.
Everything looks so delicious.
We'll look around this place tomorrow.
Really. What about older sister You Qing? What do you want to eat?
I'll just get a noodle dish.
But, we came all the way here.
Also, it's rare for us all to come out on this trip, hold on longer.
Are you declaring a war on me now?
Very good.
Then what about older brother Da Ren? What do you want to eat?
- I'll go buy it for you. - Anything is fine for me.
You guys go visit wherever you want to. I'll just go eat some noodles.
We should at least eat dinner together.
Why do we need to force each other?
I really don't want to waste time on useless discussions.
How about this...
we get what we want to eat to go and all eat at the hotel, that works right?
Okay, this is perfect for both of us. Let's go!
Older brother Da Ren, let's go to the snowflakes trails tomorrow, okay?
As long as you and You Qing are okay with it.
Older brother Da Ren, you...
You seem really scared of older sister You Qing.
It's respect.
Otherwise this trip would be that she is tagging along us, right?
You mean...
on this trip...
it's me who's tagging along your trip.
Didn't I say this already?
This is between me and You Qing.
No matter who encounters obstacles
we would accompany each other to come out on a trip and see how beautiful the world is.
Afterward, we'll return to the difficulties in life.
So...
you're still mad at me
for persisting to come along?
I'm not blaming you for persisting to come along.
I'm just telling you, this is a trip for all three of us.
It's easy for two people to agree, but when it comes to three people
there has to be some kind of compromise to reach agreement.
All right. Then later on I'll go ask older sister You Qing where she wants to go, and we'll go.
It's so beautiful.
But your noisiness is about to ruin this kind of beauty.
Older sister You Qing...
Older sister You Qing.
Older brother Da Ren and I want to go visit snowflake trail tomorrow.
He wanted me to ask you if it's okay or not.
You're asking me after you've made the decision?
You guys can decide.
Really? Then it's set. Yay.
So comfortable.
I'm pretty much done. Enjoy your time here.
Older sister You Qing.
What is it?
Can... can you stay here for a while?
I... I'm scared of ghosts.
I'm just going to the sauna.
Don't be scared.
Sorry. When I'm alone, I have to keep the lights on for the entire night to be able to sleep.
So in order to save energy and carbon, I must get married with older brother Da Ren soon.
How soon is 'soon'?
Best if it's next month.
Next month?
Do you know Li Da Ren hates to eat scallions the most?
Do you know Li Da Ren's mortal enemy is rats?
Then... my mortal enemy is cockroaches.
Do you know Li Da Ren's mother and sister are so incompatible as fire and water?
You don't even know each other well enough.
To get married blindly like this... is that good?
After we get married, we have our whole lifetime to get to know each other slowly.
Then what if you discover you're not compatible while you are getting to know each other?
Then... I can change, or he can change too.
If changing is that easy, then there wouldn't be that many broken marriages in this world.
That's because they don't try hard enough.
What you're saying is too unfair
to those who are extremely hurt in their marriages.
So... older sister You Qing knows older brother Da Ren really well?
As of now... I should be the one who knows him the best.
But, so what?
You're still only... friends.
So I'm winning at love, I just lost to time, right?
Starting from now, I will work hard to catch up!
You don't need to compete with me.
I'm not your opponent.
Your real opponent...
is Li Da Ren's heart.
Older brother Da Ren.
I'm so scared.
Hello, Miss. I want to ask, when is the earliest shuttle from this hotel to the train station?
6:15 in the morning.
So early.
She didn't bring her books...
where did she go then?
Aren't your feet cold?
Actually, you don't need to be this good to me.
Because your goodness to me may not be good for us.
I just know that...
you're very good to me too.
Originally I came to torture you.
I wanted you to feel the pain of having your friendship being betrayed.
But...
I've decided to quit.
I don't want to be the third wheel.
Where do you want to return to?
A position a friend should be at.
But Li Da Ren.
You always call me a magnet of rotten men...
you, the poor good man
aren't too bright either.
Please think thoroughly whether you and your girlfriend are suited for each other.
She's really not bad.
She looks okay, her body is okay.
Her personality is okay too.
So to you, she's only 'not bad'?
Because it's 'not bad'...
I'm giving it a try to see if I can be together with her.
But I feel that I'm--
blaspheming 'love'?
So?
So...
I wanted to come clean with her before...
but...
You can't get it out.
So to have is better than to not have.
Riding on a donkey to find a horse is better than going by foot.
Men are all like this.
Of course not. It's because her mom just happened to have a car accident...
and she was panicking like a little child, so I had to hug her and give her strength.
Then--
Excuses.
Do you want me to dig my heart out and show it to you?
Show it to yourself.
Actually, it's not that I don't like her.
It's just, it's still a long distance...
from love.
Li Da Ren.
You're not picking a flavor of ice cream now.
But keeping it slow and long lasting is better suited for marriage
than passionate and dramatic, isn't it?
It's just that I can't really separate 'slow and long lasting' and... 'incompatible.'
Anyways, I'm more and more confused.
Then do you want me to hug you, the panicking little boy?
Okay.
Then what? You're going to try to fall in love with me?
Maybe we can put it this way.
I hope you can be happy.
What about you?
Are you happy?
Or did you not try hard to be happy?
I'd rather envy your happiness
than to become the obstacle in your love.
From now on
whether it's your or my partner who has objections against our trip
then let's not force it to happen, all right?
I agree.
- Cheng You Qing. - Here.
Why are you never able to get along with any of my girlfriends?
You don't see eye to eye with any of my boyfriends either.
True that.
Perhaps it's because
we know each other too well
so we can tell just by one look that our friend is unhappy.
Find your happiness fast.
I never became lazy on this.
I didn't say you're lazy.
You must be happy.
Nothing.
What is it?
Just 'you have to be happy.'
- Hey, I'm... - So girly...
Cheng You Qing, I'm only like this in front of you.
Older brother Da Ren, older sister You Qing is nowhere to be found.
I decided to quit.
I don't want to be your third wheel.
She probably returned to Taipei first.
No way, her things are still here.
Older brother Da Ren.
Older sister You Qing, so you're here.
- Morning. - Morning.
Let's go, it's time for us to go out and have fun.
I want to keep working out here, you guys go ahead, all right?
Working out... how boring is that?
I've heard the snowflake trail is very pretty. The sunset is beautiful, and there's delicious food.
If You Qing doesn't want to go, don't force her to.
All right.
- Bye. - Bye bye.
It's raining already, why would there be any sunset to see?
One, two, three, four.
One, two, three, four... one A.
Then... one, three, five, seven.
One, three...
I think...
we should go play in my room.
Then older sister You Qing would be bored.
Did you forget that we came here to play with older sister You Qing?
Hurry up, what is 'one, three, five, seven'?
One A.
One A?
If one, three, five, seven is one A, then two, four, six, eight must be two B.
What is the number?
The one A has to be three.
Why 'three'?
Because Li Dan Ren loves three the most.
Every play, he must have three.
So if there's 'one A' among 'one, three, five, seven,' then one A is 99.93% the answer.
Cheng You Qing.
'A real gentleman doesn't speak when watching a chess game,' all right?
Good thing I happen to be a little woman, not a gentleman.
What about we play tic tac toe?
No, every time you pick the grid in the middle first.
That's because every time you lose at 'paper rock scissors,' you always put out 'paper.'
Li Da Ren.
'Grass field...'
when I'm tired from walking in high heels.
Then as soon as I take my shoes off and step around on the grass
then I'll be able to return to my original self.
So older brother Da Ren is very 'primeval' to older sister You Qing?
You could say that.
But it's not quite the meaning.
It's so complicated.
Then it's my turn.
Mine is very simple.
I think...
older brother Da Ren is a bed.
He's the place I want linger at every day.
I want to go visit your home.
Hello, Papa Li and Mama Li.
It's uncle Bai.
Li Da Ren.
You're more and more undisciplined.
It's not that, today it's because--
My plans today have been ruined by you.
Why did you want to find me?
I've been waiting to throw this fist for five years.
If it weren't for you, You Qing and I would still be together.
What the hell happened?
Ding Li Wei is back.
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